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I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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