im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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