Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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