How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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