he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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