just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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