If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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