i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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