# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
