Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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