Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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