They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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