My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
My feet surprised me
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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