Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
farters have to be the big spoon...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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