there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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