I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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