Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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