You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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