Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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