can we get nightvision for the apartment?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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