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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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