Don't you send me to vm
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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