He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
