I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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