His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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