White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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