Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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