Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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