glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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