We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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