names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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