I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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