Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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