My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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