I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Randomize
