I feel great
I just peed on a car
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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