A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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