It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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