I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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