you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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