singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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