And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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