why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
