i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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