Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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