Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
operation harelip BJ is a go
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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