i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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