Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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