My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
