Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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