Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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