I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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