It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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